This is the about section. Normally people would tell you about where they grew up and how they started playing music in this section, but I'm going to go a different route and tell you things that are actually important:

1. I have seen all ten seasons of Smallville 5 times.

2. I read a Nicholas Sparks book once a month.

3. I don't really have emotions, but I probably think about emotions more than anyone you've ever met. It makes no sense.

4. My life dream is to get a tattoo of Bulbasaur and it be socially acceptable.

5. If you don't know who Bulbasaur is we might have a problem.